Hey beautiful. Come here often?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Are you okay? Because heaven is a long fall from here.
Bond. James Bond.
I've heard a few pick up lines in my time but I've never actually used one myself...until Saturday night. That's when I met the new love of my life...in a dark alley...in a bad part of town. The second I laid eyes on this stunning specimen, I knew my life would forever be changed. I'd never seen one so strong and sculpted and even beautiful in all my life. My heart began to race and my hands began to sweat. I knew this was it! I had to say something before my chance at this love would surely disappear. So I did it. I said to a man I'd never met before, right there in that dark back alley, "What's your bottom dollar?" And guess what. It worked! I knew I had to work fast before he realized what was going on and changed his mind. Fortunately, Jeff and my dad were with me and they grabbed some straps and duct tape, quickly loaded my dreamboat up onto the trailer for me and then we road of into the night.
Knowing you all would want to see the stunning physique of my prey, I quickly took a picture for you right there in the dark so the quality is worse than usual but the allure still shows through. There's just no hiding it. Are you ready? Maybe you'd better sit down first.